The Cross of the Crossovers

"I'm Gohan and we're from an alternate universe."

"Piccolo."

"Vegeta, you asshole."

"Krillin."

"I'm Goku! I'm insane! From Earth!"

"Alternate universe huh?" Zapper nodded slightly at this. "That makes sense. It's nice to meet all of you."

"Same to you!" Goku said, a bit too happily.

The older Pikachu nodded, returning the smile. He got the feeling that this human was like him in a way.

"So what do we do now Pikachu me?" Goku asked.

'Oh sure,' Gohan thought, annoyed, 'NOW he wants to help.'

"Well, we should most likely stop Leaftail first of all," Zapper said.

"Ha? Stop me?" The Grass-type laughed. "I'd love to see you try."

"We will try!" Goku stated.

"But how do you beat someone that can't be killed?" Thunder asked. "He used the Poké Balls to wish for inmoretality.."

"You unwish it!" Goku stated, "With fairies that grant your every wish like on that one show I watch. What was it called again... Fairly Odd Teens...?"

Gohan just stared at his dad with a wtf face.

Thunder, Zapper, Electro, Vine, and Leaftail stared at him like 'What the fuck'?

"What the fuck Kararot?" Vegeta asked.

"Maybe I got the name wrong..." Gohan answered, tapping his chin as he thought.

"Better not strain yourself." Piccolo teased.

"I will figure this out, Piccolo! Like I figure out the bacon double cheesewich!"

"Moving on now.." Zapper muttered. "We could always trap him again like before."

"How though?" Thunder asked. "The last time was in that zone thing.. It's not like it's here now."

"Well, you could tell him that he could more powerful with our own Dragon Balls?" Gohan offered.

"What if he tries to go to your world though?" the tiny Pikachu asked.

"I doubt that will happen and if it does, there are more fighters like us."

"Oh."

"Yep!"

"Still. I don't want to risk it," Zapper spoke up. "We don't need to endanger another world, even if there are other fighters there."

"I understand." Gohan stated.

"So what do we do?" Goku asked.

The yellow-and-purple Pikachu sighed. He really didn't have an idea of what they could do to stop Leaftail. They couldn't kill him, so what could they do? Thunder frowned as he began thinking of a way to get rid of the evil Grass-type.

"What's wrong with wishing it away?" Goku asked.

"It doesn't work that way, you idiot." Vegeta hissed.

"Why not?" Goku pouted.

"Cause the Dragon Balls don't work that way and probably the Poke Balls don't either." Vegeta pointed out.

"Aw, I really wanted to meet that kid with a pink hat! He seems like an awesome kid!" Goku stated.

"That won't happen, Karakot. Not unless an idiot writer decides to that."

(Hey! I'm NOT an idiot!)

(Welp, Vegeta told you?)

Zapper sighed, shaking his head. Vine face-pawed. Electro just stared like 'what the fuck is wrong with him'? Thunder blinked, watching.

"The Poké Balls can't do that," the little Pikachu said. "We have to defeat him somehow.. Or send him away to another place where he can't hurt anyone."

(Apparently... XD And between you and me, that tempted me to do a DBZ/FOP crossover. XD)

"Agreed." Gohan stated.

(Then do it? XD.)

"But the problem is; how?"

(The how, woman! The how! XD)

"Good question."